adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

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Everyday Objects Made Unusable by Giuseppe Colarusso

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dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

image

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At the groceries store

deanisanactualprincess:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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idreaminwords:


That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

idreaminwords:

That is the opening of a portal to another dimension and you cannot tell me otherwise

(via cosmicpainter)

mellophonemafia:

If you think that being a music major is like being in a cult, then you are 100% correct have you heard about our lord and savior Johann Sebastian Bach

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sneakyfeets:

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

I DON’T USE THE WORD WIZARD LIGHTLY BUT

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Have a Floundur

Have a Floundur

phantonhives:

I KEEP FINDING MORE OF THIS ON GOOGLE IMAGES IT DOESN’T STOP

phantonhives:

I KEEP FINDING MORE OF THIS ON GOOGLE IMAGES IT DOESN’T STOP

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